Funny love messages

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i just keep loving u

Author: 007
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The alphabet begins with ABC. The numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do-re-mi. Friendship begins with you and me!

Author: iubirea
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I accuse you of breaking rule 0569, distracting public attention with your beauty. I condemn you to 2 days of arrest inside my bedroom!!!

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I've just come out of the shower, dear, and you have ten seconds to stop me from dressing up!

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Nobody contradicts the fact that love at first sight exists, still it doesn't hurt to look another time

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I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

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I'm a cop and I'm arresting you for being too beautiful and sexy. You are sentenced to prison for life inside my heart.

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I asked God for a flower and He gave me a garden. I asked Him for a glass of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked Him for an angel and He sent you to me!

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If I were a midget, I'd hide in a small envelope and when you'd open the envelope, I'd jump out and kiss you!

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From a call to a date, from a date to a kiss, from a kiss to a night of lovemaking! How about you call me?

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Last night I gave every star a reason why I love you. I was doing just fine until I ran out of stars!

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If I'd be an ice cube, I'd go down your face, I'd kiss you on the lips, I'd slip under your blouse, I'd go directly to your belly...Oh, but wait, I have just melted!!!

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I kiss you in my dreams...I kiss you in my thoughts...I kiss you in what I write....but when will I kiss you on your lips????

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If somebody will ever beat at the gate of your soul, tell him that it's closed and that I've taken the key. I love you!

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I love you a lot like a cake on a plate and I'd eat you with a spoon and I'd kiss your lovely mouth!