Funny love messages

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I wake up this morning and found my phalus swell up. I run to doctor he took me lab did you no the result of my test? the computer told me that i think of you too much and only remedy to my sickness is to hug and kiss you only.

Author: OMOTUYI OLUWASEGUN AYODEJI
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i asked God to give me a lover n he gave me you when i asked him why u he asked 'i thot u asked for the best....i love u sweetheart

Author: wandile m
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Love, oh, love. Let ur music play in my heart and all mankind. Dear i love u

Author: Toriola Boat
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if there is anything I can use to qualify the name LOVE I will qualify the love I have for you with it... babe I love more than love

Author: OLUWOLEX
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Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!

Author: jokie
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I aske3d god 2 giv me a lover nd he gave me u.then i asked, 'why u?' Then he said,"I thaught u asked 4 the best." i luv u honey!

Author: Wandile m.
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hey my girl,culd you imagine wat happend this morning when i was eaten i saw you in my plate.when i went to the mirror i saw you.so! you follow me around.i luv you.

Author: sunny
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If somebody will ever beat at the
gate of your soul, tell him that
it's closed and that I've taken
the key. I love you!

Author: 0802
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People might think m dillusional but i think it's luv, i luv u more than my favourite jeans that i wear more than i see you, babe i luv u more than the coffee u drink i just luv u more than my puppy i luv alot

Author: Nommy
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I love u until further notice

Author: sweet-Mahlase sibisi
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you’r hugs and kisses melt me…You make me feel special, when i’m with you i feel like a princess..i love everything about you…i belong to you…i love you ...
you smile and lean in for a kiss… or cuddle up to me when you sleep… you take my heart away… i love you soooo much.

Author: douglas.chatelier
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babe I love you bcoz I love.

Author: pezzy
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naughty but the sweetest thing to hear from your love ones. the only way i could hurt u is by biting ur lips when im torridly kissing u. .

Author: cuty_delz
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hey my girl,culd you imagine wat happend this morning when i was eaten i saw you in my plate.when i went to the mirror i saw you.so! you follow me around.i luv you.

Author: rechard
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To gaze up is not easy for me,to scot down is a trouble,to stand up is difficult,to bend down na big wahala.i was told to visit the doctor.On getting to the doctor, the doctor prescribed a drug by name LOVE to use it for the rest of my lifetime so as to prevent DEATH.do u want me to DIE?if yes show me ur LOVE and if no WHY?

Author: Aquilani