Funny love messages - page 2
I've just come out of the shower, dear, and you have ten seconds to stop me from dressing up!
If somebody will ever beat at the
gate of your soul, tell him that
it's closed and that I've taken
the key. I love you!
i just keep loving u
The alphabet begins with ABC. The numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do-re-mi. Friendship begins with you and me!
I love you a lot like a cake on a plate and I'd eat you with a spoon and I'd kiss your lovely mouth!
If somebody will ever beat at the gate of your soul, tell him that it's closed and that I've taken the key. I love you!
I kiss you in my dreams...I kiss you in my thoughts...I kiss you in what I write....but when will I kiss you on your lips????
If I'd be an ice cube, I'd go down your face, I'd kiss you on the lips, I'd slip under your blouse, I'd go directly to your belly...Oh, but wait, I have just melted!!!
Last night I gave every star a reason why I love you. I was doing just fine until I ran out of stars!
From a call to a date, from a date to a kiss, from a kiss to a night of lovemaking! How about you call me?
If I were a midget, I'd hide in a small envelope and when you'd open the envelope, I'd jump out and kiss you!
I asked God for a flower and He gave me a garden. I asked Him for a glass of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked Him for an angel and He sent you to me!
I'm a cop and I'm arresting you for being too beautiful and sexy. You are sentenced to prison for life inside my heart.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
Nobody contradicts the fact that love at first sight exists, still it doesn't hurt to look another time