Funny love messages - page 3
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Nobody contradicts the fact that love at first sight exists, still it doesn't hurt to look another time
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I've just come out of the shower, dear, and you have ten seconds to stop me from dressing up!
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I accuse you of breaking rule 0569, distracting public attention with your beauty. I condemn you to 2 days of arrest inside my bedroom!!!
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You got stuck to my heart like a stamp gets stuck to a letter. I can't take you off because my heart hurts....