Funny love messages - page 3

Votes
18
vote

If I were a midget, I'd hide in a small envelope and when you'd open the envelope, I'd jump out and kiss you!

Votes
24
vote

I asked God for a flower and He gave me a garden. I asked Him for a glass of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked Him for an angel and He sent you to me!

Votes
28
vote

I'm a cop and I'm arresting you for being too beautiful and sexy. You are sentenced to prison for life inside my heart.

Votes
14
vote

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

Votes
12
vote

Nobody contradicts the fact that love at first sight exists, still it doesn't hurt to look another time

Votes
23
vote

I've just come out of the shower, dear, and you have ten seconds to stop me from dressing up!

Votes
61
vote

I accuse you of breaking rule 0569, distracting public attention with your beauty. I condemn you to 2 days of arrest inside my bedroom!!!

Votes
25
vote

You got stuck to my heart like a stamp gets stuck to a letter. I can't take you off because my heart hurts....